There was wee everywhere. The artist somehow knew how inebriated I was and left me a note like some sort of voice in my head. I was reasonably alarmed. That coupled with my short atten-OH a Dwak!
Fox & The Fiddle on Church Street
What we have here, is our heart-broken and wronged protagonist, Ashkan leaving his beau an angry message on a restroom stall. A sober night of sleep later caused our friend to return to said restroom (with his tail between his legs no doubt), botch up a cover up of aforementioned message, and beg for forgiveness.
The punchline to all of this?
She probably didn’t even see it Ashkan, unless she visits the Men’s Room at bars.
P.S If she does, she’s a keeper, and I fully support your endeavour.
"If the dog didn’t stop to take a shit then he would’ve caught the rabbit! So fuck the excuses & go GET LAID!"
I think Mr. StickyFloors was in here first, before he terrorised the other stall with biological warfare. Either way, the above analogy is clearly flawed. If you’re about to engage in coitus, it would be wise to empty your bowels beforehand. Basically, you don’t want to look like this, when she’s looking back at you like this.
"JoJo says this is where you tinkle"
Matthew excitedly returned from his wee-adventure and told me about this piece and on my following trip, I searched everywhere and didn’t see it. I sent him in with my picturetaker and this happened.
An hour or so later, I asked him about it and it turns out my companion was both the discoverer AND the artist. Oh Matt, you’re such a sweetheart Mc’Nibblekins for trying to get this site off the ground! +1 for bringing ‘Tinkle’ back.
"I’m going to go ahead and assume this one says ‘Shipky Hollow’." is what I thought at the time.
But after a cup of coffee and some warm spoogling (it’s like googling, but warmer and spooglier), it now looks like Shipley Hollow, which I found out, is/was a band in Toronto.
I’m not sure if they’re still around, but they sound like a Paramore thing, which isn’t bad at all.
If you ever become famous, I demand skittles and hugs for this inadvertent advertisment. You heard it here first!
It probably didn’t happen, but I like to imagine that the whole band crammed into the place and etched it out. But I like to imagine a lot of things happening in my silly ‘Seuss in Wonderland’ headamanoggin.