There was wee everywhere. The artist somehow knew how inebriated I was and left me a note like some sort of voice in my head. I was reasonably alarmed. That coupled with my short atten-OH a Dwak! Fox & The Fiddle on Church Street

There was wee everywhere. The artist somehow knew how inebriated I was and left me a note like some sort of voice in my head. I was reasonably alarmed. That coupled with my short atten-OH a Dwak!

Fox & The Fiddle on Church Street

What we have here, is our heart-broken and wronged protagonist, Ashkan leaving his beau an angry message on a restroom stall. A sober night of sleep later caused our friend to return to said restroom (with his tail between his legs no doubt), botch up a cover up of aforementioned message, and beg for forgiveness. The punchline to all of this? She probably didn’t even see it Ashkan, unless she visits the Men’s Room at bars.  P.S If she does, she’s a keeper, and I fully support your endeavour. Toby’s

What we have here, is our heart-broken and wronged protagonist, Ashkan leaving his beau an angry message on a restroom stall. A sober night of sleep later caused our friend to return to said restroom (with his tail between his legs no doubt), botch up a cover up of aforementioned message, and beg for forgiveness.

The punchline to all of this?

She probably didn’t even see it Ashkan, unless she visits the Men’s Room at bars. 

P.S If she does, she’s a keeper, and I fully support your endeavour.

Toby’s

“Dicks are angular” I imagine the artist came to this conclusion mid-wee. As did I. Detour Bar

“Dicks are angular”

I imagine the artist came to this conclusion mid-wee. As did I.


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“If the dog didn’t stop to take a shit then he would’ve caught the rabbit! So fuck the excuses & go GET LAID!” I think Mr. StickyFloors was in here first, before he terrorised the other stall with biological warfare. Either way, the above analogy is clearly flawed. If you’re about to engage in coitus, it would be wise to empty your bowels beforehand. Basically, you don’t want to look like this, when she’s looking back at you like this. Detour Bar

“If the dog didn’t stop to take a shit then he would’ve caught the rabbit! So fuck the excuses & go GET LAID!”

I think Mr. StickyFloors was in here first, before he terrorised the other stall with biological warfare. Either way, the above analogy is clearly flawed. If you’re about to engage in coitus, it would be wise to empty your bowels beforehand. Basically, you don’t want to look like this, when she’s looking back at you like this.

Detour Bar

“Retard was here” At least he flushed. Detour Bar

“Retard was here”

At least he flushed.

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Imagine my horror when I realised the floor was sticky, looked up and saw this. Detour Bar

Imagine my horror when I realised the floor was sticky, looked up and saw this.

Detour Bar

“JoJo says this is where you tinkle” Matthew excitedly returned from his wee-adventure and told me about this piece and on my following trip, I searched everywhere and didn’t see it. I sent him in with my picturetaker and this happened. An hour or so later, I asked him about it and it turns out my companion was both the discoverer AND the artist. Oh Matt, you’re such a sweetheart Mc’Nibblekins for trying to get this site off the ground! +1 for bringing ‘Tinkle’ back. Last Temptation

“JoJo says this is where you tinkle”

Matthew excitedly returned from his wee-adventure and told me about this piece and on my following trip, I searched everywhere and didn’t see it. I sent him in with my picturetaker and this happened.

An hour or so later, I asked him about it and it turns out my companion was both the discoverer AND the artist. Oh Matt, you’re such a sweetheart Mc’Nibblekins for trying to get this site off the ground! +1 for bringing ‘Tinkle’ back.

Last Temptation

Robot Spades! Although in theory, one would assume that this says “Robot ttt”. Either way, robots are getting some kind of action which pleases me because I’ve always believed that inanimate objects should have sex lives. “My toaster is having an affair with a waffle!”. Last Temptation

Robot Spades!

Although in theory, one would assume that this says “Robot ttt”. Either way, robots are getting some kind of action which pleases me because I’ve always believed that inanimate objects should have sex lives. “My toaster is having an affair with a waffle!”.

Last Temptation

“Mark + Dan” The thought of either or both of these gents sharing a moment in this restroom and scratching out their names on a mirror frame makes my heart skip, and also gives me the horn. Last Temptation

“Mark + Dan”

The thought of either or both of these gents sharing a moment in this restroom and scratching out their names on a mirror frame makes my heart skip, and also gives me the horn.

Last Temptation

“I’m going to go ahead and assume this one says ‘Shipky Hollow’.” is what I thought at the time. But after a cup of coffee and some warm spoogling (it’s like googling, but warmer and spooglier), it now looks like Shipley Hollow, which I found out, is/was a band in Toronto. http://www.supernova.com/ShipleyHollow I’m not sure if they’re still around, but they sound like a Paramore thing, which isn’t bad at all. If you ever become famous, I demand skittles and hugs for this inadvertent advertisment. You heard it here first! It probably didn’t happen, but I like to imagine that the whole band crammed into the place and etched it out. But I like to imagine a lot of things happening in my silly ‘Seuss in Wonderland’ headamanoggin. Last Temptation

“I’m going to go ahead and assume this one says ‘Shipky Hollow’.” is what I thought at the time.

But after a cup of coffee and some warm spoogling (it’s like googling, but warmer and spooglier), it now looks like Shipley Hollow, which I found out, is/was a band in Toronto.

http://www.supernova.com/ShipleyHollow

I’m not sure if they’re still around, but they sound like a Paramore thing, which isn’t bad at all.

If you ever become famous, I demand skittles and hugs for this inadvertent advertisment. You heard it here first!

It probably didn’t happen, but I like to imagine that the whole band crammed into the place and etched it out. But I like to imagine a lot of things happening in my silly ‘Seuss in Wonderland’ headamanoggin.

Last Temptation